Hmmm... people are commenting, that makes me feel vaugely inclined to respond. I guess I do have to respond since a hi was given. How rude would I be if I didnt say hi back? I also must say hello world because I don't want to cause Jelousy even though it is the worlds fault for not taking the effort. Hmm how to be fair to the world... very interesting... to people who have no life.
So since I'm here I guess I should talk about stuff pertaining to me becasue thats why you read this. I don't think you came here for tommarow's weather and definately not to find out how to spell a word.
I just finished working on my AP Physics work. I'm so special... yeah. So why is anyone reading this? Why do people read these Zanga things? That will be my topic for today, "Why I think people read Zanga" (Note this common topic has most likely been used by several people. Beware! Snoozing and drooling on keyboard may cause electric shock!)
1) Because someone told them to and they have nothing better to do.
People always do what they want. You might disagree and say people do things they hate. Why do they do it? Because they want the end result. Examples include a man commiting suicide to save his family. Did he want to commit suicide? No, he wants to spend time with his family but more powerful is his will to have his family and so he takes his own life. Another Example A person killing his best friend to gain some sort of wealth. He killed his friend out of greed. Even though later he might regret killing his friend, at the point he killed his friend he wanted the wealth more than he wanted his friend to live. My point being that some people read Zanga not because they have any good reason but becasue they have no better reason.
2) They want to stay in touch
People may moderately enjoy someone and so wish to read the the persons ramblings. Even though the writting and reading of ramblings gives near no benifit to either party. Though redeading Zanga can supress guilt of the reader for not doing something for the writer, or it can make the reader feel like they still know the writer even though they may be far away.
3) You are some random person who wants to hit on the writer
The most useful part of Zanga! If you spy someone and you find them attractive ask their friend about Zanga (or find it some other sneaky way, such as ease dropping!) Once on Zanga you can find out how they act online and other things to black mail them with. You can get a vauge clue of what they are interested in and then pretend you yourself are interested in it. Next build a relationship on lies (why not, its not like you find their personallity attractive) when they find out that you lied about everything they yell at you then you yell at them for all the lies they did. You sit depressed for a couple days then find the next attractive person to hit on! All this is made easier with Zanga and other online blog programs.
If you have not died of electric shock and have read to here I congradulate you! You have a moderate length of an attention span!
Thanks for reading this Zanga and think deep as to why you read it!
If you have any other broad reasons for reading Zanga, please let me know as I might find it amuseing! Though you risk me not being amused and hateing you for the rest of my life. Its such a scary threat! I hope I dont make someone cry. |